Rick Hunter - choice Postal Dude one-liners (Postal 2)
"The gene-pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine."
One of the most gleefully offensive video game protagonists is a man with the smarmiest monotone ever. This is the kind of man who plays Double Dribble with David Duchovny’s head after leaving Keanu Reeves face down in his own shit, laughing all the way.
To say that Mr. Hunter’s voice is an inspiration is an understatement. If this man’s voice came over the radio, I wouldn’t be able to help driving towards the sidewalk.
Here: share the pain with 12 minutes worth of his .wav files. Use them in bad taste.